Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dog Licks Man

Prime Minister of New Zild, John Key, ate some food with the Queen of England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales and some of her relatives. A dog licked Key's hand.
It is NOT a slow news day in NZ, but just a little cringing before the Lady of the Manor.

In a hectic week for the Royals, it is significant the Queen granted Key almost two hours of her time. He will also see Prince Charles on Thursday, on the eve of Prince William's wedding.
"It's fairly busy week and I don't think she is having a private audience with anyone else this week, which reflects how much she's got on her plate. But she cares passionately about New Zealand."
 Almost 2 hours, people! Ain't we important!
The photo is ripe for captioning in a hum'rous manner because of the "squeezing out something" look on Key's face and the Old Persons Alarm posture of the Queen. It can't be easy having these people wandering around wittering on about God Know's What, whilst one is deciding which footman to have flogged for the incorrect bedsocks ceremony on the previous evening.
Plus there is the problem of having the Corgi vaccinated.
Update!!:
The actual link which was eated in teh original

16 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

is deciding which footman to have flogged for the incorrect bedsocks


For incorrect bedsocks...or for hot, hot, rough sex?

BEDSOCKS! BEDSOCKS! Please let it be bedsocks!


w/v: ipardi. Damn straight! Ipardi HARD!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am willing to loan out Lucy, the Orange, Leaky-Assed Dog to fart at the PM and/or the Queen if you would like....

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Almost 2 hours, people! Ain't we important!

On the plus side, it gives her less time to make you morons, potential H-bombs.

mikey said...

Pretty sure the whole inbred, pasty-faced cousin-fucking limp-dicked snot-nosed goodfernothin royal family, especially their ol' granny, wouldn't be much for brunch conversation.

How do normal people put up with this horseshit?

Oh wait. Do they even HAVE any normal people?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Lucy will also bark at the PM/Queen unless/until she decides that the person in question is dog-friendly, at which point all the doggy toys will be produced.

Pretty good, really, zrm.
~

Smut Clyde said...

Bad Lucy. That is not a doggy toy.

Substance McGravitas said...

Prime ministers never come to visit me in my castle.

Another Kiwi said...

You need Licky, the wonder corgi.

Substance McGravitas said...

Just how much licking can I count on?

Another Kiwi said...

As long as you keep the Slobber sauce coming, I see no reason for lickings to end.

vacuumslayer said...

The lickings will continue 'til morale improves.

Smut Clyde said...

That's what she said.

Jennifer said...

OT: Smut, since I know you've used Ptak's images before, I thought you might be interested in this... or not.

guitarist manqué said...

Just how much licking can I count on?

Now there's a guy that takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

ckc (not kc) said...

...there's nothing worse than an autistic corgi

guitarist manqué said...

OK that does it. AK's slobber sauce link is utterly soul destroying. Beef Wellington flavoured spray for dog food?

Shan't.

Still, you know that as I nod off tonight I'll be thinking about the implications for my catering biz. Sprays, why didn't I think of that?

wv: lyzes. Of course. It's all lyzes.