The Riddled ethos is all about openmindedness, inclusiveness and non-condemnation. If consenting adults opt to dress up as root vegetables to get their freak on, we do not cover them in obloquy or call them sick twisted fucks even though they clearly are. Our attitude is that no-one is forcing us to wear a parsnip costume and go browsing through the 'leafy' websites with their 'art' galleries full of obsessively-drawn graphic depictions of OMG LOOK AT THOSE TUBERS. Anyway it was only for research.And at least the 'leafies' police their own. Certain trangressions of social norms are still unacceptable even amongst these lowest dregs of society. They retain some semblance or dim memory of honour.
Left: A Brussels Sprouts cosplayer (Peter Lorre) attempts to defend himself and his compulsions before a kangarutabaga court (right).
Normally we are down on vegelante justice but when the victims of the condign punishment meted out by the 'carrotmobs' are these cruciferous lowlifes then we turn the proverbial blind eye.Could be vitamin-A deficiency. Eating more carrots might help.
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If consenting adults opt to dress up as root vegetables to get their freak on, we do not cover them in obloquy
Well three cheers for your self-satisfaction. You know full well that obloquy-wrestling was made illegal after government inspectors discovered the high insalt content.
Normally we are down on vigilante justice
Misspelled "vegetable."
obloquy-wrestling was made illegal
Odium has the wrong texture and opprobrium is all artificial 'n' shit.
Misspelled "vegetable."
Fecksed!
I confess to enjoying rooting for wild onions in the magic garden.
Is this what is meant by natural dildo?
Exford Legs is dragging down the whole tone. I shallot be back.
Seems that I have dug myself a hole.
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