Well what, I hear you ask in those dazed tones so redolent of a misspent youth, is this all about, do we have to click a link!?!?! We shatner't be back!!!
This is IT. Mohamed-Al-Fayed (this reporter has found that one cannot call him Al) is the Madman very rich person who owns Fulham soccer club (Motto: Are These Your Teeth?") and he decided to put up a statue to Michael Jackson a singer of some fame.
Now, not for nothing is the Fulham crowd called "The Aesthetes" and some of them have expressed some annoyance of the seemingly abitrary strewing around the ground of Mr Al-Fayed's friends of questionable reputation.
One Kevin "Bloody Pyscho" Mills said he was speaking for many fans when he said "Contextually there could be no greater crime than this statue in this place. The garish rendition, is a shriek against humanity."
He added "Lorrer wankurs, then?"
Mr Al-Fayed was unmoved by the fans displeasure.
"Football fans love it. If some stupid fans don't understand and appreciate such a gift they can go to hell."I don't want them to be fans. If they don't understand and don't believe in things I believe in they can go to Chelsea ..."
The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea are taking legal advice about being compared to hell.
But keen eyed readers will have noticed the key statement here ...and don't believe the things I believe in...
When I were a lad it were enough just to 'ave a scarf what yer mam had knitted.
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Now, from a distance, a Michael action figure kind of looks like Gary Glitter...
.."Bloody Pyscho"
...not familiar with that one - I do like Pyscho Sours.
There is a lot of ways Michael Jackson looks like Gary Glitter.
wv: nosefor
AK has a nosefor news.
That was why Gary came to mind, fish.
My joke intake valve was clogged.
I guess this means they have to believe in the Diana conspiracy theories too.
."I don't want them to be fans. If they don't understand and don't believe in things I believe in they can go to Chelsea ..."
The lack of a "strike" tag in the comments form is making me angry and angsty.
Sans strike- shorter Al-Fayed:
"I don't want to go to Chelsea"
I guess this means they have to believe in the Diana conspiracy theories too.
Can't wait for that statue
What's the big deal?
Hell, babe, we've got one just like it here in the city...
W/V is critical of women of a certain age, calling waxylays. Bastard.
Jeepers Mikey, that poor bastard has a piece of pipe sticking in him. No wonder he's a bit twisted up. Is it the monument to industrial accidents?
I thought the Phineas Gage memorial was quite tastefully done.
wv: Dingog ate my baby.
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