Thursday, June 23, 2011

Incoming e-mail

Some one has been playing silly buggers with the Riddled Dream Machine. Either that, or the Nigerian Scam E-mail has mutated into an absurdist art-form.

My name is Vinko Rajic , Swedish citizen, my blog : , my YouTube Channel: .
I am maybe the only really telepathic person in the world. You should not think that I could be Schizophrenic.

I can exchange voice, video, smell, people can move small move muscles on my body from distance and much more and all messages from me are transmitted to big number of people so I am a Mental Radio.
One of the most advanced things I can do is to talk brain to brain and it is very fascinating, works 100% and it is really talk direct to brain.
What I find most fascinating my telepathy is nearly identical what Schizophrenics experiences.
They can get voice, videos and smell, I can transmit voice , video and smell using telepathy.
They are few important differences, moving small muscles on my body and sex.
People can tell me that they are going to move some small muscle on my body and really move it.
One of most fascinating things is pen-is erection. It is possible to get my penis erected from distance any time , it means I can have sex forever and very intensive , something like Tantra.

I never found any document about any other existing person in human history like myself, but science never did serious research on me and I actually did not exist in world of science. I could easy give evidence for telepathy.Maybe some of Neurologist or scientist could help me or is maybe interesting to make research on my phenomena.

Actually I should be celebrity but they(Croats, Swedish, Norwegians helped with some others and of some idiot church) turn it to be opposite. I am educated Software Developer and telepathic but I am going to finish on the street. I am very poor, have no job, no accommodation, no girlfriend for last 10 Years, I am 37 Years old. Terror for 10 Years, day after day, they call it show but it is cruel torture, but they accepted it to me and they finance some idiots to psycho torture me day and night from distance. They must have spend 500 000 Euro for this. Their show is to fight that I do not succeed in carrier and have no love life.

Problem is that I think Swedish media(neewspapers) was helping to collect money, I think they even transfered money to those psychopats and they are very strong in Sweden. I can not understand why they did such a terrible thing agains me, probably they think I have no chance against them, they can do as they like. Is is just incredible what hapend of my life becouse of Swedish/Norwegian media and police protection to some mad Jugoslavs. They turned my life to hell on the Earth.
They found some expert in psycho torture, attacking my intimacy, waking me up, I do not know what is normal sleep for 10 Years.

I have very difficult task to stop this terror. Telepathy do not exists in world of science and they think is Schizophrenia.

1. I am Software developer and i have to focus on my work but he is spending all day long talking to me 15-17 hours a day and he is using tactics of psycho terror, usually used on war prisoners in concentration camps in Bosnia. He wake me up any time in the night just to psycho break me.

2. Diarrhea problem. He can move muscles in my stomach and he do it all the time, he is in distance of few kilometer day and night and terrorizing my stomach. He or group of dirty perve-rts is working day and night around me on it.
At the end my stomach is really not working and I have eating problems and can get diarrhea. I am getting to look similar to war prisoner.

3. Stalking and no privacy. He is stalking on me day and night , in shower, toilet, when doing my intimacy things and more. He has no respect for privacy.

4. He is trying to get me into fight with some people.
Also to create conflict and if it no work then they can pay someone to go more direct on me or to attack on me. Once they paid some mad alcoholic to attack me, on the next place they arrange people to provoke me and do some things against me.

Please I need advice, what I can do to stop this. I have to get Swedish police to start investigation and arrest those people. It would be excellent if I could make experiment and get telepathy confirmed by some organization/University in that case police has to start investigation. Do you have any advice on this , I just do not know what to do.

Thank You!

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ckc (not kc) said...

... my thoughts are already winging his way!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Dear Vinko, you've come to the right place...

Or do you think we should send him to Ed for some Good Talk?

Mendacious D said...

Lucky you. I just get failure notices. Story of my life, really.

M. Bouffant said...

Not a schizophrenic. Much like, but not.

Substance McGravitas said...

Please I need advice, what I can do to stop this.

I'm afraid the only solution is to pull the testicles off this gentleman.

vacuumslayer said...

There are so many great things in this email, I feel like my brain might explode. Please to be helping me not have an exploding brain. Also, could someone give me some Tantra sex? I've been feeling the horny.

vacuumslayer said...

Consider "Mental Radio" and "Diarrhea Problem" taken so far as band names go. I will FIGHT you for them.

mikey said...

I can't honestly do much with voice and video, but by gawd I can exchange smells over several meters of ostensibly still air...

vacuumslayer said...

*raises hand*

Query: the emailer mentions that he can do neat stuff with both his body and his sex. Does this mean his sex is not attached to his body?

Smut Clyde said...

Perhaps it travels around independently.
Candygram for VS!

vacuumslayer said...

Detachable, schizophrenic, Swedish penis? No, thank you.

Another Kiwi said...

The Swedish Pancakes by my favouritest chaps.
Only they could have a jar of jam staring at them every they open the pantry, taunting them

Smut Clyde said...

One thing I remember from the Winnebago Trickster Cycle is that the detachable penis is more trouble than it's worth.

ckc (not kc) said...

You nasty old woman, why have you spoiled my fun? I was trying to have sex, but now the moment is ruined!

...tell me about it! ...probably sent by the Croats, Swedish, and Norwegians

Another Kiwi said...

The Gros Ventre embed this tale within the story of the Elk's Skull
Thursday skull blogging just got a bit more interesting.

tigris said...

You should not think that I could be Schizophrenic.

It's like he read my mind! GASP!

I can also give erections even when the recipient(bonee?) is physically distant, but I only use my power for good.

ckc (not kc) said...

Although it is impossible to make an unequivocal diagnosis of a long-dead person...

Bill will get you for that

mikey said...

I can also give erections even when the recipient(bonee?) is physically distant, but I only use my power for good.

I'm sorry, but I can't imagine a scenario where this would be anything but good...

Smut Clyde said...

Speaking of giving erections at a physical distance, the Frau Doktorin has e-mailed me that she is reading Riddled -- so everyone on their best behaviour, please.