Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Jamming the email box today

Hello,
Wise-Promotions, an established advertising company, would like to pay you for placing a small advertisement on eusa-riddled.blogspot.com for one of our customers.

These days we are using a few methods of advertising to guarantee that  the ad we choose will fit the site nicely.

After reviewing your website I thought about an advertisement that fits perfectly a few pages on your website. -My italics.

I would SO love to see that advertisement and how it fits perfectly a few pages.

11 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

But did anyone listen to me when I said "Nipple-ring posts are the way to monetise Riddled"?

Another Kiwi said...

It has certainly thrown the marketing department into a spin. Lunch for them was barely two hours long and the chaise longues were booked solid all day.

M. Bouffant said...

Size does count in advertizing.

fish said...

You antipodes spell throne funny.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm gettin' the usual 'casinoonline' and a ton of 'unlock eye-phone' (whatever that is) spam.
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mikey said...

Hmmm. I find this concept somewhat disturbing.

Maxwell Smart had to take off his shoe-phone to answer it.

So when your eye-phone rings...?

This is very likely to severely limit the words and phrases people use to describe you to their friends...

tigris said...

Oh dear, I already approved a "Pooter's Porter reminds you not to drink and fly" on the jet-powered crapper post. I can't unapprove, I already used the McHitler's 15% off coupon I got as payment.

Smut Clyde said...

So when your eye-phone rings...?
A new possibility for my prosthetic testicle!

vacuumslayer said...

Jamming the box? This blog is filthy.

Substance McGravitas said...

It's not like advertisers don't know the value of a good woodcut.

Kathleen said...

that is hysterical