That is not an insect. Do not think that entomologists are so gullible and so blindly acquisitive that you can sell them any old animal for their collections.
Buy us a few beers and try again.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
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One would need a large pin for that bugger, as well.
A farm expert.
The pants aren't enough; the cow needs a jar and a butterfly net.
the cow
Substance is not a farm expert.
I think the guy holding the rope is the the required accessory?
pectat, got a few.
"Substance is not a farm expert."
Really? Because farming and farm-related things are things I think of when I think of him.
Milking machines? Bullshit?
My knowledge on both these areas FAR SURPASSES SUBSTANCE'S.
No pants, no shoes, no service.
Well.
This certainly explains why I consistently have fewer insects than my neighbors.
Although I do have a pretty effective insect collecting HAT...
W/V shrugs, says it's just biness
Shirley you meant to type "Won't get fooled again", and with your electronic television/typewriting machine turned up to eleventy, too.
P.S. WV: rehent. Yep, that's what I'm paying.
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"FAR SURPASSES SUBSTANCE'S."
I dunno. He once told me he knows a lot about bullshit. Perhaps a Bullshit-Off is in order?
The problem with academics is that they have no patience for the cowloquial.
They're just trying to steer you in the right direction...
you're just gonna make them horny.
I am hoofing it out of here. Before the puns get udderly ridiculous.
Zombie has no steak in the outcome.
Shirley you meant to type "Won't get fooled again",
What do you mean? That's how the title reads. That is how it has always read.
...Mormon livestock!
Aw, you guys and your ribbin'...how could I have a beef with you?
...Republican in flagrante delicto!
One would need a large pin for that bugger, as well.
Insert "neat as a pin" joke.
Please, people. No need to have a calf.
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Not much chop, these puns.
I was hoping the dawning of the sausage of Aquarius
Insert "neat as a pin" joke.
We do not need your kine round here.
This is the sort of thing you find in the Riddled calfé. A virtual abattoir of puns.
It's as if the very bricks and morte of the place is made of jokes.
A virtual abattoir of puns
Misspelled "victual."
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