Thursday, June 2, 2011

Won't get fooled again

That is not an insect. Do not think that entomologists are so gullible and so blindly acquisitive that you can sell them any old animal for their collections.

Buy us a few beers and try again.

27 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

One would need a large pin for that bugger, as well.

merc said...

A farm expert.

Substance McGravitas said...

The pants aren't enough; the cow needs a jar and a butterfly net.

Smut Clyde said...

the cow
Substance is not a farm expert.

merc said...

I think the guy holding the rope is the the required accessory?

pectat, got a few.

vacuumslayer said...

"Substance is not a farm expert."

Really? Because farming and farm-related things are things I think of when I think of him.

Smut Clyde said...

Milking machines? Bullshit?
My knowledge on both these areas FAR SURPASSES SUBSTANCE'S.

fish said...

No pants, no shoes, no service.

mikey said...

Well.

This certainly explains why I consistently have fewer insects than my neighbors.

Although I do have a pretty effective insect collecting HAT...

W/V shrugs, says it's just biness

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Shirley you meant to type "Won't get fooled again", and with your electronic television/typewriting machine turned up to eleventy, too.

P.S. WV: rehent. Yep, that's what I'm paying.
~

vacuumslayer said...

"FAR SURPASSES SUBSTANCE'S."

I dunno. He once told me he knows a lot about bullshit. Perhaps a Bullshit-Off is in order?

Substance McGravitas said...

The problem with academics is that they have no patience for the cowloquial.

mikey said...

They're just trying to steer you in the right direction...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

you're just gonna make them horny.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am hoofing it out of here. Before the puns get udderly ridiculous.

fish said...

Zombie has no steak in the outcome.

Smut Clyde said...

Shirley you meant to type "Won't get fooled again",

What do you mean? That's how the title reads. That is how it has always read.

ckc (not kc) said...

...Mormon livestock!

Whale Chowder said...

Aw, you guys and your ribbin'...how could I have a beef with you?

ckc (not kc) said...

...Republican in flagrante delicto!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

One would need a large pin for that bugger, as well.

Insert "neat as a pin" joke.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Please, people. No need to have a calf.
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Another Kiwi said...

Not much chop, these puns.
I was hoping the dawning of the sausage of Aquarius

Smut Clyde said...

Insert "neat as a pin" joke.

We do not need your kine round here.

Mandos said...

This is the sort of thing you find in the Riddled calfé. A virtual abattoir of puns.

Another Kiwi said...

It's as if the very bricks and morte of the place is made of jokes.

tigris said...

A virtual abattoir of puns

Misspelled "victual."