Friday, July 22, 2011

Going to Heaven

From the mailbox:
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From: "Max Snodderly" []
Subject: CVNet - Postdoc/research scientist, behaving monkey visual physiology
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:41:18 -0500


A postdoctoral position or research scientist position is available in the laboratory of Professor Max Snodderly at the University of Texas, Austin, to study visual function of the early visual pathway of behaving monkeys (LGN, V1, V2).

Misbehaving monkeys are relatively safe from being shocked. Jumping on the bed carries the risk of bumping one's head, but one is less at risk of cranial surgery for single-neuron-recording electrodes.


vacuumslayer said...

I am now sad.

M. Bouffant said...

Gabe-rolled! Yick!

J— said...

Mother called Dr. Max Snodderly
And Dr. Max Snodderly said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

It has a nice ring to it.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Heaven is a place where misbehaving monkeys never happen.