Friday, July 1, 2011

The truth, let me tell you it

To hell with the conference. This is the real reason I'm in Kongsberg.

Updated: Also performing in Kongsberg last night:
Norway's pre-eminent KISS tribute band.

23 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Sure it is

mikey said...

Here's the weird thing about those animal suits.

They're pretty much all custom made, right?

So, one of the decisions you'd have to make, along with the species, color, clothing, accesories and, of course, type of hat is the choice of facial expression.

And then you're stuck. Happy, sad, pensive, shocked, excited, O-Face, whatever you decide at the point of fabrication is going to be the emotional center of your anthropomorphic personality projection for the lifespan of that particular implementation.

Now, obviously, with a sufficiently large budget and access to some Disney imagineers, this is a problem that could be overcome, but for the general infestation...er, population, it represents the primary shortcoming of the genre...

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh please. Muenster trucks are pure cheese.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

so you're really in America?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Might I suggest transportation to your event, S.C.?
~

fish said...

Culture is America's number one export.

Another Kiwi said...

Crikey it is only 01.07 to get in!!That's alot or a little or about average.

All right! Who is playing with the capcha generator. Farklion indeed

Snag said...

Here's the weird thing about those animal suits.

Yeah, sure, aside from the facial expressions, everything else is completely normal.

Smut Clyde said...

Culture is America's number one export.

No wonder you have NONE LEFT for domestic consumption.

vacuumslayer said...

Ouch. That one left a mark.

Smut Clyde said...

Sure it is
Fourth from the right -- nice beaver.

vacuumslayer said...

Thanks. It was just stuffed.

fish said...

Fourth from the right -- nice beaver.

Um, that's not a beaver.

Oh, riiiiiighttttt!!!!!

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

Culture is Amerika's ONLY export. Other than rich folks money into the Caribbean countries.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

or is it...

wait for it...

SMUTDAY!! SMUTDAY!! SMUTDAY!!!

M. Bouffant said...

I arsed myself, but the proper link is not on YouTube (or elsewhere one could be reasonably arsed) making it ++obscure.

Gentlewoman said...

Jesus, man. How fucking boring IS that conference, anyway?

Smut Clyde said...

whatever you decide at the point of fabrication is going to be the emotional center of your anthropomorphic personality projection for the lifespan of that particular implementation.

They warned me about that, 50-odd years ago, but I signed up for another incarnation anyway.

ckc (not kc) said...

(pick something where you can get a straw into your mouth!)

vacuumslayer said...

WOO-HOO! Kongsburg Rock City!

vacuumslayer said...

Why no updates? Did smut get killeded in a suspicious furry-related accident?

Smut Clyde said...

WORKING. Also, no NZ newspapers, which impinges on the lazy "Making fun of the idiots who write NZ newspapers" blogging option.

vacuumslayer said...

WORKING.

You Kiwis are so funny. We call it "yiffing" here.