Saturday, August 13, 2011

Important news for mikey


I remember my father trying this approach back on the family farm in Tutira but eventually he admitted that the cows responded more productively to a herringbone-design milking shed.*

* Invented by Ron Sharp in 1952.

5 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Hint 1: Pretending that a stick of Dynamite is a cigar is only funny for a very short time.

M. Bouffant said...

Also this, useful for large estates, ranchers & plantation owners.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This was a precursor to Operation Plowshare.

Smut Clyde said...

Also this, useful for large estates

Now there's a man who brooks no interruptions when he's halfway changed into his fursuit.

mikey said...

Y'know, one of the sad things about being me is being born too late. I've never been able to rape and pillage appropriately, nor put an entire ship or village to the sword. And I've never actually been able to play with a good old fashion Bugs Bunny style stick of dynamite. C4, Primacord, Black Poweder, AmFo, and various homemade concoctions typically centering on Potassium Perchlorate and fine-mesh aluminum powder, sure. But I think there'd be a high level of satisfaction from lighting the fuse on that waxy stick and backing up to watch it go boom.

Ah well. It's not easy being me, but somehow I muddle through...