... Coming home from taking the pygmy lions for a walk -- and this after a long day of Lacrosse practice -- to discover that some photographer has used your garden to shoot Calvin Klein underwear advertisements.The thorn tree was only just growing back from the plague of A-phids that knocked it back last year. This really is the pits.
We tried guard dogs to discourage the university students from wandering onto Riddled Estate but that didn't really help either.
Another Kiwi is on the verge of giving up and replanting the gardens with Upas trees and laser-beam sunflowers, just like all the neighbours.* Apart from the one with Kate Beckinsale and the peanut butter, just saying, that would be a really mean trick to play on me with the Riddled Dream Machine, if someone wanted revenge for switching labels between the superglue tube and the haemorrhoid cream.
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...if someone wanted revenge for switching labels between the superglue tube and the haemorrhoid cream.
Which was no doubt in revenge for some other stunt?
wv: pedantel - Shirley they have the wrong blog!
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I was thinking the martyr tree had produced a bumper crop this year and was about to congratulate AK for his green, er, red thumb.
I just saying that yes, the loggerhead shrikes with the GE did get out and they may be staying in the area but I don't think "Riddled Predators Film and Television Supplies is to blame.
Which was no doubt in revenge for some other stunt?
Really looking for an excuse to use the "Scotty goes Dotty, sticks Bottie to Potty" headline.
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