Monday, September 5, 2011

Last Supper FAIL

Wrong on more levels than a multilevel FARKeting scam run by Wrongness McFail in association with Ponzo the Clown. Not only did everyone neglect to tell Judas that the theme of the party was "Come as your favourite Gold Coin" so he's the only one out of costume, but as a practical joke they've roasted his little dog Wuffles and served it up as the main course to see if he'll notice. This was not in any of the Gnostic Gospels I've read.

Also Peter is evidently unclear on the concept of "This is my body given for you".

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Has anyone got some silver to tip the caterers?
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Henning Pfeifer said...

Interesting!!! some years ago i wrote smthng. about strange medieval paintings at my blog... wait, I look if I find... Ah, here: http://henningpfeifer.blogspot.com/2009_03_01_archive.html#1280187724894888419

tigris said...

I can see why John was called The Beloved Disciple but GET A ROOM.

Smut Clyde said...

Took me ages to find a copy of the painting. I could remember which room it's in, and which wall it hangs on, but not the painter's name. And the trouble is that I use the Gemaeldegalerie as a Memory Palace, and Room II is where I've filed away all the details for significant anniversaries with the Frau Doktorin; so each time I tried to visualise that wall in enough detail to read the name plate with the painter's name, there would be all these distracting activities in the foreground.

The Gemaeldegalerie website is total pants.

i wrote smthng. about strange medieval paintings at my blog... wait, I look if I find... Ah, here

Some good weirdness going on there.

Another Kiwi said...

Redhead to Judas: "J-man look what's on the table. You're so going to freak out, dude"
Judas: "Uh, I'm just counting the money I got for ratting out, whatsisname. Oh fuck, my fingers have got all tangled up in my knife"
Jesus: "Who gave Peter the Pooter's Porter? Imma have some dog forequarter then take him outside"
Peter: I've alluss been a burden, to everone I've ever known boo hoo hoo. I loves you Jesso. You're the only one who unnertstends me"

Whale Chowder said...

Jeebus shows a preternatural calm for a d00d getting a BJ. "This is my body, eat of it," indeed.