Thursday, September 22, 2011

Photo caption contest

Suggestions pertaining to onions, and the like, will not be accepted

18 comments:

fish said...

If you want the ink to come out, you have to pull off this protective tab.

vacuumslayer said...

There aren't many cassette-powered sex dolls still around these days.

tigris said...

Oh God, I keep pressing the "mute" button but nothing is happening...

vacuumslayer said...
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Another Kiwi said...

Oh God, I keep pressing the "mute" button but nothing is happening.

The horror, the horror

vacuumslayer said...

Bagpipesist!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Where is the unicycle?
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Smut Clyde said...

Apparently the white markings at the joints of the legs are deposits of guanine.

fish said...

Surprisingly the Scottie "don't touch me there" doll was not the huge success the marketing dept thought it would be. However sales were quite brisk at the archdiocese.

Just Alison in a red velvet hat said...

Hate to be the only non-funny contestant, but sounds like Smut might be a potential registrant for the upcoming CBOL conference that I'm helping organise in Adelaide.

What about it, Smut? Are you a DNA barcoder? Will you be coming to Adelaide to share the delights on offer? We've got representatives from CBOL and IBOL and FishBOL coming, and we're hoping that the doggie folk will want to start up their own DogsBOL.

Whale Chowder said...

"More suction! We'll need more suction before we can hook up the keg!"

Smut Clyde said...

Alison, my experience of barcoding is limited to drinking with cryptanalysts.
Let the record show that it was AK who introduced the Riddled tradition of misusing PCR, and I just pretend to know what he's talking about. Unless DNA codes for visual photopigments then I don't wanna know about it.

BDR said...

Fucking New Zealand Rugby World Cup mascots.

Mentis Fugit said...

"we're hoping that the doggie folk will want to start up their own DogsBOL."

You'll want to keep them out. I may be able to be of some assistance there: can I interest you in DogsBOL locks?

ckc (not kc) said...

Ya see, you're cat's makin' that noise cause it's got its damn head stuck in this purse.

Smut Clyde said...

Fucking New Zealand Rugby World Cup mascots

BDR is shirley thinking of the next thread.

Another Kiwi said...

We are all trying very hard, not to think of the next thread. Having seen the picture

mikey said...

Here, let me adjust this for you, laddie.

No, it's no bother at all. Here, have a caramel...