Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Riddled Radio Rugby Round-up with Roger Rogerson

RR: Good evening, sports fans.
I can't hear you. Did you say "Heckuva job, Roge? Why yes, yes you did!"
This evening we are privileged to have one the finest minds in rugby analysis with us, a man who has been to that place upstairs from the Thai takeaways where they do the frame by frame looking at the video. Another Kiwi, how they hanging AK?"
[CRASH] AK: The chair is all wrong!
RR: Help him up Clarence. You Ok AK, Hah hah
AK: Yeah, yeah Ok, Don't anyone worry about me.
RR: So AK, What about that World Cup?
AK: I don't like the muffins you have here, They are too sticky and squish up in your pockets.
RR: Fascinating, Now the World Cup?
AK: Ooooo sorry Rogered, I didn't mean to not talk about the World Cup
RR: It's Roger and you are supposed to talk about it. Have you seen any of it?
AK: Oh yes, I've seen it, hours and hours of it, people onna teevee running around like mad things.
RR: Well....analysis?
AK: Russia is gone Roge, out of the park, toodle-oo, so long. Bye bye. As are many teams, I think you'll find, Roger, the pools of death have spoken and there has been a great unbuttoning and loosing off of minnows, which is a type of fish and not in ruggedbury at all. Now it is down the serious stuff with the points and such.
RR: And what do you make of the Carter injury?
AK: It is in the groinal region Roger so I don't know what you are implying I would make of it. Insituations! Smut said I should watch out for this. He said "They are snakes-in-the-grass those people, AK, have some anti snake bite elixir" He is very kind...unlike some who I could name!
But New Zealand must resist the urge to wallow in Dan Carters groin! Forward, Esperanto! You people, mind how you go!
RR: How big an effect will the win over France have on team morale?
AK: Roger, Roger, Roger, they don't eat Morels! They eat Kiwi Big Brown Ugly Mushrooms that grow in the dark and eat shit. None of your fancy Morels here, mate. WAH
[CRASH] This chair is fecking dangerous, man. I'm going
[DOOR SLAMS] Owww, it was shut,
RR: Thanks for that AK, we'll hold you to those predictions


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


THIS is the analysis we've been waiting for.

mikey said...


If AK were doing the 49ers game I'da turned up the sound...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...


Another kiwi said...

There is certainly enough blowhardery to go around