Sunday, November 6, 2011

Making sheep eyes

These are busy days here at Casa Kiwi. Luckily Mrs. Kiwi is a dab hand at preparing tasty, nutritious snacks for the modern family-on-the-go!! Does anyone want to adopt 4 blind sheep?

15 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'll take the three-eyed one.

Another Kiwi said...

I thought you might. That nuclear plant has brought so many jobs to the area.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Good thinking, zrm.

The sheep with three plucked-out eyes will no doubt see better than the others.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Isn't there some simpler solution, like taking the choicest cuts of meat and making a dress out of them?

Hogeye Grex said...

Somewhat different than making doe eyes, apparently.

Smut Clyde said...

That is catchpenny wordplay of the lowest order and we will have no truck with it.

tigris said...

Those are fabulous!

Another Kiwi said...

Yes, no sheeptruck wordplay, here.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Perhaps of interest to the bozos on this bus.

It's not a woodcut....

Von said...

Please please please tell me what those really are.
Please

Another Kiwi said...

Here you go, Von

wiley said...

Can sheep actually see with these eyes, or do they need corrective lenses? I ask, because if you can make eyes for sheep, the possibilities are endless. You could make sheep feet, sheep lips, sheep noses, sheep genitalia...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Can't you find lazarillos to guide these sheep?

Another Kiwi said...

I think that they are mainly cosmetic eyes, Wiley. I don't see a lot of future in the Ram pizzle production

Another Kiwi said...

Putting all your sheep eggs in one Basquette