Search Keywords for today:
atalanta fugiens
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aids condom spider
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blueprints face
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drug spiders
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human anatomy
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jan gossaert -
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rhinogrades
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thin penis
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tribal sex
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unique black and white pattern
If it were not our tyreless work in tracking down the aids condom spider, lord knows what might have happened to the world population of condom spiders but it gets stuck into such salacious company as drug spiders, thin penis and tribal sex.
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15 comments:
...well, be thankful you're not the end point for "ubiquitous black and white pattern"
Trying to figure out why someone would search for "thin penis".
The immediate assumption, unfortunately, is that they are seeking images or tales of thin penii, or those who owned one. But that seems, well, odd.
Wouldn't people mostly be interested in thick, robust penii? I mean, I'm a straight guy, but when I think about Tupac or some other undeniably hot dood, the last thing that I'd hope is that they have a thin penis. Honestly, I'd prefer they have the almost stereotypical thick, throbbing penis. Only seems right, gnome sane?
I mean, if it's even obvious to me that a thin penis is a sad, shallow version of penii, then it should be even more compelling to those more deeply invested in the penis in general. So the whole thing smells of suspicion and lavender salts to me...
What, no Pokemon hentai?
I demand a refund!
blueprints face
Again with the Avatar propaganda?
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The, uh, Pokemon Hentai is on "Riddled After Darke". A friend said.
Look Thundra, getting movie tie-ins would be no problem for big time blogs like yours with pictures of butterflies and such. Our blog is a bit more... specialised so we have to take what we can get.
Mikey I'm thinking it's a spelling mistake for "paint thinners" but why thin penis gets re-directed here is anybody's guess.
Mikey - the same reason someone would search for "shop-worn female," "cellulite on ass," "hostile lover," "dog with separation anxiety," etc... not what we're looking FOR, what we wish we didn't got.
But you knew that!
My next movie: Porky the Pine and his tree.
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What sort of "tree" thickness are we talking about here, Thunder? We have a reputation to uphold now
Porky the Pine and his tree.
Let the record show that I wasn't the one who started talking about tree-sex.
Would it help mundane-ify your search terms if I just stated I LOVE BOOBIES all of your comment threads? Because I can totally do that. I LOVE BOOBIES.
I LOVE BOOBIES.
personally, I am a leg zombie.
Our blog is a bit more... specialised
But we HAVE BUTTERFLIES too.
We also had 78 searches last month from people looking for "powelliphanta augusta" so it seems to me that someone who might have once worked professionally as an invertebrate wrangler might blog some more about that.
I'm thinking of renaming most of my picture files to top search terms to see what happens.
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