Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Wave that Glad, possums!

A spray of what, we ask? Antiperspirant? Deodorant? Matt varnish? Check the can carefully, we warn, in case it is old stockpiled CFC aerosol and the Prime Minister is hoping to discredit the activists with photographs of them damaging the ozone layer.

More charitably, perhaps it was a "lovely spray of pink and peach gladioli" which "will express your loving sentiments in a most generous way."

Artist's reconstruction.

19 comments:

fish said...

They misspelled spay.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Pepper.
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TruculentandUnreliable said...

Surely I'm not the only person who thought "bukkake"?

vacuumslayer said...

100% pure uncut ambergris.

"How about a whiff of irony, motherfuckers?!"

Another Kiwi said...

it'd be "Spray 'n' Wipe" dirty, nasty protesters.


For serious: It's an Australianism meaning to yell at.
"Wazza gave Johnno a spray for drinkin' all the Fosters"

fish said...

Don't spray me bro!

Laura said...

If bukkake means what I think it does then no you're not the only one that thought that. :P

Ewwwww.... :D

((Hugs))
laura

Smut Clyde said...

Surely I'm not the only person who thought "bukkake"?

That did not occur to me for the Honorable Julia Gillard is the Australian Pry Minister responsible for the spraying. Is there a fejaculation pr0n-genre counterpart to bukkake? AFAF.

"Wazza gave Johnno a spray for drinkin' all the Fosters"

After a whole eskie of Fosters tinnies, I would have expected Johnno to be the source of the spray.

Substance McGravitas said...

The skunk.

Von said...

When.
When will I learn to NOT click the link!!!
headdesk headdesk headdesk

Whale Chowder said...

Is there a fejaculation pr0n-genre counterpart to bukkake?

Not EVEN a chance I'll check from work but I'd put folding money on "yes."

Rachel said...

The pit game: variation on "the fart game..."

http://youtu.be/ffQ6r8shkAs

Favourite line: "Ooh baby, I want a divorce."

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The only person on the web who seems to remember the bit about "the extra 'E'" besides myself is Amy Alkon. No need to link to her.

Best captcha ever- rablycat!

Kathleen said...

"Wazza gave Johnno a spray for drinkin' all the Fosters"

I'm just going to randomly shout this arund my office today.

Another Kiwi said...

But Johnno had to cop it sweet. He had chundered all over Wazza's strides and tried to root his old sheila.

Smut Clyde said...

the extra 'E'
Not for me, thanks, I've had enough already.

mikey said...

What? My trousers? They're around here somewhere. Pretty sure I had them when I boarded this conveyance, officer?

Why? Well, sometimes you need trousers, and sometimes trousers just get in the way. It's the exact same thing with golf carts.

Specifically? Well, it's a cultural thing, and you might be unaware of it, officers, but that doesn't make it any less important. I was trying to root my old sheila.

Of COURSE not! Now you're just being crass, young man. Your cando what you like, on your own time, but please leave me be to root my old sheila in peace. When I have finished, I will begin to search for my trousers. Now at this point, I must bid you a good day!

Another Kiwi said...

"Please leave me be to root my old sheila in peace".
"Well of course, Prime Minister. The police are human too, after all. But in the Supa-Mart Santa's Grotto?

Smut Clyde said...

For some reason I thought immediately of mikey.