Monday, January 2, 2012

Needless insults

Riddled may certainly have devoted more space to Morgellons than to other factitious diseases, but there is no call for insults like this:
Is Morgellons a mutant immortal fungus they gave us in their efforts to stop an edible ugly growth called Smut, on corn that God gave us?
SHA'N'T BE BACK.

13 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

very very very relevant.

Seems to be a necessary insult, Mr. Shan't.

tigris said...

Huitlacoche Clyde?

vacuumslayer said...

It's bad when you sha'n't on your own blog.

Jennifer said...

The US is very experienced at sticking their heads in the sand to protect profits.

I need to take a shower now...

mikey said...

Born Smut
Forlorn slut
Adorn Putt
Shorn Butt
Scorned Nut
Stillborn Glut

Hey, c'mon, if I was dead people would spend hours discussing the meaning therein...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

sha'n't be back 46.67%

(56 votes)


Vote sha'n't!
~

vacuumslayer said...

I'd rather experience a surge of shan't than a surge of Santorum.

Rachel said...

Re: Mikey's rhyme...

Say whut?
Head Butt

wiley said...

My heavens! What on earth happened to civil society!? How could anyone say such a thing?! Why we must crusade against such incivility!

Or encourage it.

It's hard to decide.

Substance McGravitas said...

Better than an INedible ugly growth.

fish said...

It's safe to say this is the first time I've ever paid for an infection. I am, of course, not counting the one I got from your mother.

I didn't know DKW was Steve.

tigris said...

Nobody tells DK not to eat it.

alison said...

That was a classic RI thread, SC (yes, I saw you slumming over there!)