Sunday, January 1, 2012

What say you, liver?

Moar akvavit?

Doctors are recommending it!

16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Liver: Are you sure the Doktors are recommending it, Smut?
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Homeopaths suggest trace amounts of akvavit.

Psychopaths beg to differ.

Rachel said...

My liver says, "Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is"

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/74000/The-Absinthe-Drinker-as-Alka-Seltzer-Advert-74176.jpg

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I have a liver?

Smut Clyde said...

Let's check!

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I'm confused. Are doktors recommending more akvavit or are they recommending more huge phallic vials?

ckc (not kc) said...

"huge phallic vials" - very woody!

Smut Clyde said...

Are doktors [...] recommending more huge phallic vials?

Depends. Which Doktor were you asking?

tigris said...

Are doktors recommending more akvavit or are they recommending more huge phallic vials?

Maybe more huge phallic vials filled with aquavit?

mikey said...

I submit that a species with three long fingers could not develop a technological society.

First, there are too many digital manipulative tasks you could not accomplish, but more importantly would be trying to reach for the stars in Base 3, fer fucks sake...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

yeah. With only three fingers they could never manage an F chord. Who would want to live like that?

ckc (not kc) said...

With only three fingers they could never manage an F chord.

...open tuning for aliens!

Substance McGravitas said...

When the doctor is sticking fingers up your bum the akvavit may help.

M. Bouffant said...

My liver & I are not on speaking terms.

Captcha considers me witio.

Whale Chowder said...

I'm not at all sure I want to know where the tube leads from that bulb.

w/v agrees: shimenc are afraid of women with pump-bulbs in their hands.

Smut Clyde said...

I'm not at all sure I want to know where the tube leads from that bulb.

Power cord.
Trust me, I'm a doktor.