Monday, February 27, 2012

Also playing up:

The Riddled Dream Machine.
I warned everyone that it was a mistake to cross-wire it to the Facial-Muscle Faradiser. But did anyone listen?? DTB.

According to Another Kiwi, the Facial Processing Module in the fusiform gyrus needs a new foofoo valve, but that will cost enough $$$ to clean out the chocolate-bikky small-change jar in the tea-room.
I reckon that if we just grab whatever's on hand to cover up the parts in the dream where faces should be, no-one will ever notice the difference.

I'm sure I shall awaken soon.

11 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

A William Idol has contacted Riddled lawyers Crun Bannister and Rumpo. He says that we "nicked his bleedin' song".
I have suggested that he go ride the psychedelic bus and read a murder book.
Also then read the wonkypedal entry
he video's extensive filming near fog machines, lighting, and fire sources nearly fused Idol's contact lenses. At the conclusion of filming, Idol attempted to leave, and promptly passed out on the studio lawn from exhaustion. Initially mistaken for a vagrant, a police officer who roused Idol was alarmed at his reddened eyes

Smut Clyde said...

In my experience, police officers become irritable when you mistake them for vagrants.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I never knew there was a sequel to "Johnny Got His Gun" featuring a cute animal sidekick!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Don't worry about Mister Idol, I believe the Bene Tleilax are the greater threat.
~

Another Kiwi said...

"the ancient Butlerian Jihad".
If you do not treat the monkey butlers right...

mikey said...

Waitaminute, I'm lookin all over the place for my copy of the Orange Catholic Bible...

Substance McGravitas said...

I was walkin' along
Minding my business
When out of that orange-coloured bible...

Smut Clyde said...

A William Idol has contacted Riddled lawyers Crun Bannister and Rumpo. He says that we "nicked his bleedin' song".

"Eyes without a Face" has a long and dishonourable movie-remake history before Willy got his mitts on it. But it's a different nightmare (I checked in the Dream Machine manual).

fish said...

A new facial recognition software work around.

vacuumslayer said...

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE A FACE CREAM WITH TOO MUCH RETINOL IN IT, PEOPLE!

Another Kiwi said...

but that will cost enough $$$ to clean out the chocolate-bikky small-change jar in the tea-room.

heh heh it's sort of full of IOU's anyway.