The thrones of the ancient river-gods are vacant now, far too large to seat any human, not to mention the anatomical differences, with the human skeleton being less well-articulated and possessed of only one pelvis per spine. But one day the old gods will return and take up their seats of power again, in accordance with the prophecy.Remember, any sentence sounds more impressive when you finish it with the words "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY".
Especially recommended for job interviews.
13 comments:
There's a dead squirrel here, I will just mail it to you Smut Clyde. In ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.
You're right. That works swell.
Love and Rockets, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY:
http://youtu.be/_ilw1YUWhyE
I will be in my bunk In ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.
I don't get this IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.
I'm losing my hair IN ACCORDIONS WITH THE PROPECIA
The squirrel is dead IN ACORN DANCE WITH THE PROPOFOL!!
You're a bunch of loonies.
The squirrel is dead IN UNICORN WITH THE PROFLIGATE.
http://youtu.be/oBFQg7P5YKw
I won't comment ON ACCOUNT OF PROCRASTINATION.
You're a bunch of loonies.
In concordance with the poopery.
As the great Miwok leader Roundhead RunningNose is said to have pronounced, He No Corn Dance with Pro Hissy, which is understood to be a warning to women to maintain good relations with their spouse...
And from Bach to ye gods,
IN A CHORD DANCE WITH THE PROFESSEE.
Gorbachev sings tractors, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY!
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