Friday, March 16, 2012

Down the river there’s a ship will carry the Dream of the flood

The thrones of the ancient river-gods are vacant now, far too large to seat any human, not to mention the anatomical differences, with the human skeleton being less well-articulated and possessed of only one pelvis per spine. But one day the old gods will return and take up their seats of power again, in accordance with the prophecy.

Remember, any sentence sounds more impressive when you finish it with the words "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY".
Especially recommended for job interviews.

13 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

There's a dead squirrel here, I will just mail it to you Smut Clyde. In ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.

You're right. That works swell.

Rachel said...

Love and Rockets, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY:

http://youtu.be/_ilw1YUWhyE

Sirius Lunacy said...

I will be in my bunk In ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.

Substance McGravitas said...

I don't get this IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.

ckc (not kc) said...

I'm losing my hair IN ACCORDIONS WITH THE PROPECIA

Another Kiwi said...

The squirrel is dead IN ACORN DANCE WITH THE PROPOFOL!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You're a bunch of loonies.

Rachel said...

The squirrel is dead IN UNICORN WITH THE PROFLIGATE.

http://youtu.be/oBFQg7P5YKw

Peter said...

I won't comment ON ACCOUNT OF PROCRASTINATION.

tigris said...

You're a bunch of loonies.

In concordance with the poopery.

mikey said...

As the great Miwok leader Roundhead RunningNose is said to have pronounced, He No Corn Dance with Pro Hissy, which is understood to be a warning to women to maintain good relations with their spouse...

Rachel said...

And from Bach to ye gods,
IN A CHORD DANCE WITH THE PROFESSEE.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Gorbachev sings tractors, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY!