Tuesday, May 8, 2012

First among equals

KIWI'S, KIWI'S KIWI'S!!!!
So you think you are lucky? Well, cop this
NZ women most promiscuous in world.
Now, why would this quaint fellow be getting attention, aside from owning a political party , spending One Million NZ on it and still only getting his relatives to vote for him? Because he could be the merkin that the National party government might wear to get their miserable arses glued into the seat of power.
Particularly as the current holder of the merkin position is embroiled, yes embroiled I say, in shenanigans with Kim Dot Comm of the Schleswig-Holstein Dot Com's.

SMUTDATE: We look forward to rivalry between Colin Craig -- Conservative Party leader and target of John Key's wandering eye -- and current merkin John Banks escalating to the point of a duel between them, with swords, with the prize of partnership with the somewhat promiscuous National Party.
In the ideal scenario this sword-fight would be broken up by John Key hurling a conveniently-located camp stove between the rivals for his affection. We would then have an opportunity to remark "Primus inter Parries", and use the "Stolen Myles na gCopaleen" label.

13 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

John Key:
"At the end of the day we work with lots of partners and we don't always agree with everything they say and they don't always agree with us...

New Zealand Political Parties are the MOST PROMISCUOUS IN THE WORLD. I don't see why my taxes should be spent on saving them from the consequences of their irresponsible behaviour. They need to find a compatible party and settle down in a productive relationship.

Substance McGravitas said...

New Zealanders should not have to pick up the bill for another person's lifestyle choice.

See, this is why the obsession with US politics. It's like a radioactive cloud of idiocy drifting across the continents.

Substance McGravitas said...

On the other hand it's kind of nice that Tories try to hard to lose votes.

Smut Clyde said...

The trouble is, Mr McGravitas, that the policy incurring this rightwing nutjob's wrath is itself a dog's breakfast, designed to appeal to the beneficiary-bashers, talkback-radio mouth breathers, and Serious Pundits. It is not so much about *offering* contraception but *enforcing* it upon women who have more children than conservative politicians believe they are able to support. The fact that the "offer" will be delivered through the social-welfare system rather than the health system is an indication that it is not about health.

Now a lot of people (especially the Serious Pundits) will be telling us that "If this home-grown Talivangelist doesn't like the policy, well, it can't be as bad as it looks! Yay!"

vacuumslayer said...

A lot of men who just packed their bags are gonna be mightily disappoint that this is the ravings of a right-wing loon.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

There goes vs, raining on the parade again.
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vacuumslayer said...

Hey, now...I am pro-slut. Blame the douche in the article.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

A lot of men who just packed their bags are gonna be mightily disappoint that this is the ravings of a right-wing loon.

Damn straight!

Smut Clyde said...

raining on the parade
Is that what the kids are calling it?

wiley said...

So this guy thinks he can just crown New Zealand women as "most promiscous" by fiat? He sullies the crown.

Another Kiwi said...

Wylie, do not let yourself be coerced by sciencey types and their need for evidence. He wants it to be so, so it is so. Imagine if it were not true , it would just be that he was a mean-spirited rich bastard in a shiny suit, who doesn't want to pay taxes.

fish said...

raining on the parade

That will cost extra.

Another Kiwi said...

Sorry about misspooling wiley's name. It is unfair that her name is spelt differently BUT SOUNDS THE SAME as Daughter Kiwi's first primary teacher, 9 years ago.