KIWI'S, KIWI'S KIWI'S!!!!
So you think you are lucky? Well, cop this
NZ women most promiscuous in world.
Now, why would this quaint fellow be getting attention, aside from owning a political party , spending One Million NZ on it and still only getting his relatives to vote for him? Because he could be the merkin that the National party government might wear to get their miserable arses glued into the seat of power.
Particularly as the current holder of the merkin position is embroiled, yes embroiled I say, in shenanigans with Kim Dot Comm of the Schleswig-Holstein Dot Com's.
SMUTDATE: We look forward to rivalry between Colin Craig -- Conservative Party leader and target of John Key's wandering eye -- and current merkin John Banks escalating to the point of a duel between them, with swords, with the prize of partnership with the somewhat promiscuous National Party.
In the ideal scenario this sword-fight would be broken up by John Key hurling a conveniently-located camp stove between the rivals for his affection. We would then have an opportunity to remark "Primus inter Parries", and use the "Stolen Myles na gCopaleen" label.