Saturday, May 19, 2012

Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty (UPDATED!)

The Sheriff of Legotown was gobsmacked. "Are you telling me that there's no law in Legoland against having sex with the pavement?" "Afraid not," said the two, lingering on with total sangfroid.

BONUS alternative title (inspired by BBBB's comment):
Don't get off the sidewalk til I say go
Cos I am the law In Lego City One

UPDATE #2:
However poetic it may sound, "Asp-Halt!" is not the recommended command for ordering perpetrators to put away their trouser-snakes. Some joker will inevitably find a way to misinterpret it.

10 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Crap, beaten by the alt-rollover title text.

You guys have to leave some space for us.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Are you telling me that there's no law in Legoland against having sex with the pavement?"

I hear the law enforcement officers in Lego-City One are a little less tolerant.

mikey said...

I'm pretty sure that there is no law against having sex with Stephen Malkmus OR Scott Kannberg.

Um, I think it's part of the Establishment Clause.

But just to be safe, I want you to see me as a friend of the court...

Alexia said...

Are you, by any chance, a physics teacher?

Substance McGravitas said...

Are you a hypnotist??

Smut Clyde said...

Are you, by any chance, a physics teacher?
One teacher in the family is enough.

Smut Clyde said...

I hear the law enforcement officers in Lego-City One are a little less tolerant.

I am concerned and disappointed about B^4's failure to provide the obligatory musical link.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Innocent toys, INDEED.
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vacuumslayer said...

Did you see how the sidewalk was dressed?

Another Kiwi said...

People lying prone on the pavement?
Taser 'em up boys!