The Sheriff of Legotown was gobsmacked. "Are you telling me that there's no law in Legoland against having sex with the pavement?" "Afraid not," said the two, lingering on with total sangfroid.BONUS alternative title (inspired by BBBB's comment):
UPDATE #2:
However poetic it may sound, "Asp-Halt!" is not the recommended command for ordering perpetrators to put away their trouser-snakes. Some joker will inevitably find a way to misinterpret it.
10 comments:
Crap, beaten by the alt-rollover title text.
You guys have to leave some space for us.
"Are you telling me that there's no law in Legoland against having sex with the pavement?"
I hear the law enforcement officers in Lego-City One are a little less tolerant.
I'm pretty sure that there is no law against having sex with Stephen Malkmus OR Scott Kannberg.
Um, I think it's part of the Establishment Clause.
But just to be safe, I want you to see me as a friend of the court...
Are you, by any chance, a physics teacher?
Are you a hypnotist??
Are you, by any chance, a physics teacher?
One teacher in the family is enough.
I hear the law enforcement officers in Lego-City One are a little less tolerant.
I am concerned and disappointed about B^4's failure to provide the obligatory musical link.
Innocent toys, INDEED.
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Did you see how the sidewalk was dressed?
People lying prone on the pavement?
Taser 'em up boys!
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