Friday, May 4, 2012

Phony Furrymania has bitten the dust

Furry Week is here again.
Here, Evangaline von Holsterin and her vile nephew, Throgmorton, pose as Mrs Beaver. To a similar end, I have my Staunch Defender of Liberty costume on ($29.95 from Teabaggers 'R' Us)
The feet are ungainly and as you can see they have become entangled with the lino in Mrs. Miggins' Pie Shoppe.
I do not think that tigris is going to make many friends with her costume:
But, as she so intellectually points out, "Shut up".
Look at Smut, Mr. Cross Gannet:
Yes, the seaweed adds verisimilitude but Furry Week is supposed to be be a fun and happy time.
Look at how our good friend Ponderthethunder does it
See, happy time!!!

SMUTDATE:
We have a costume ready for Jennifer.





14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I call it the "Tomassi".
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

To a similar end, I have my Staunch Defender of Liberty costume on ($29.95 from Teabaggers 'R' Us)

Would that costume not make you a "feathery", a "downy", if you will?

Pedantic Bastard is Pedantic.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

When he hasn't got his feathers on, A.K. looks more like this.
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tigris said...

As I told you, AK, I'm just remembering how handsy the lads got last time after a couple of Mrs Miggins special fermented pies. I just hope I got enough CO2 cartridges.

mikey said...

A.K. looks more like this.

Hey, you know, I have a big hunk of petrified Hadrosaur pelvis with a .450 Nitro Express slug in it in my sock drawer next to my prized magnetic monopoles.

You don't suppose it might have belonged to AK in the prehistoric past, do you?

Substance McGravitas said...

Here's me!

Doesn't work so well for indoor parties.

Another Kiwi said...

Dayam! So that's where that pelvis got to. Heh heh you'll see it's quite worn in the thrusting area.
Substances costume is extensive but would need mowing.

Smut Clyde said...

Here's me!

Why is that pupple balancing a 3-master sailing ship on its nose?

Smut Clyde said...

I just hope I got enough CO2 cartridges.

-- What did the porcupine fish say to the group of sushi diners?
-- Fug u.

tigris said...

Why is that pupple balancing a 3-master sailing ship on its nose?

Pooper schooner?

Another Kiwi said...

I don't want to talk about it. Just get it fixed. Least said, schooner's mended.

Kathleen said...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...
When he hasn't got his feathers on, A.K. looks more like this.


kiwis don't have duck bills!!!!!!!!

Another Kiwi said...

Also, Mr Thunder, ITIYRN, how did you get a photo of Mrs. Kiwi and I skinny dipping?
Have you no decency Sir!1??

M. Bouffant said...

Ahem!