Friday, June 8, 2012

Thankyou hater!

Unless you work onboard a navy prison ship it's probably NSFW.



We don't have trolls because we are too intellectual and scary, but other people do. And guess what, if the blogger is a woman the trolls go extra special psycho!
 Years from now, when the troll is a Conservative politician, he will shake his head ruefully. "Boys will be boys" he will say.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Trolls are notoriously horny.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Unless you work onboard a navy prison ship it's probably NSFW.

Thanks a lot, the commodore was really upset.

We don't have trolls because we are too intellectual and scary, but other people do.

But you're cute-scary, like kakapos.

And guess what, if the blogger is a woman the trolls go extra special psycho!

Oh, yeah! It's hard to even fathom how bad it is for women when you a large, scowly guy on the internet.

Another Kiwi said...

Unless you work onboard a navy prison ship
Important distinction, old chap.

vacuumslayer said...

Dear Clever Pie,

I am asking, on bended knee, for your hand in marriage. Throw in other body parts, if you choose to go "all in," so to speak.

I cannot offer you much in the way of sex, as I am not that into the ladies...but I can can you keep you in the manner to which you have been accustomed. I can also keep you in plenty alcohol. Because it's a great preservative. And great food. Because I'm one of those weird wet and messy people.

Anyway, if hanging around cranky, tunnel-visioned lush sounds like fun to you, please get back to me.

Worshipfully Yours,
vacuumslayer

vacuumslayer said...

I'm gonna call it: still funny, even with the typos.

Substance McGravitas said...

And gee, the YouTube comments are awful again.

Another Kiwi said...

Yes,Subby. Nothing is like the internet trolls trying to prove how they are not fucked in the head by being fucked in the head.