Saturday, June 9, 2012

We're all individuals

No-one expected such a large turn-out at auditions for the Riddled Amateur Dramatic Society production of "Atlas Shrugged: The Musical".
The insinuations that the production is a transparent plagiarism re-purposing of "Starlight Express" will be treated with the contempt that they deserve. ZRM and ITTDGY Some people are just bitter that they were not accepted for the chorus-line but it's their own fault; the small print in the advertisements STATED CLEARLY that applicants should be able to roller-skate for the train scenes as well as sing and carry large spherical objects.

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

When they wouldn't let me in I felt like the sky was falling.
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vacuumslayer said...

STATED CLEARLY that applicants should be able to roller-skate for the train scenes as well as sing and carry large spherical objects.

Clearly anti-zombite policy. You know if you ask a zombie to multi-task like that, something's going to fall off.

For shame, Riddled. For shame.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Some people are just bitter that they were not accepted for the chorus-line but it's their own fault

They'll cheer themselves up by claiming that they went "Galt".

The insinuations that the production is a transparent plagiarism re-purposing of "Starlight Express" will be treated with the contempt that they deserve

Objectivist Morrissey haz a sad.

mikey said...

Upon consideration, I think we can all agree that asking the Talented Telepathist to paint the fence might have been an error in judgement...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I just wanted to play a guitar solo during the rape scenes.

Substance McGravitas said...

It's taken all this time
And all these trains
To get me where I am
And now I have to
Acknowledge my debt
To every sir and ma'am...

Thank you all, for nothing at all
For me to have risen, some of you had to fall
While I acknowledge that
Your rendered fat
Makes diesel-fueled gears lose their rat-a-tat-tat
I owe you nothing,
No nothing at all

mikey said...

Wow. I never woulda figured McGravitas for an Air Supply fan.

They did very little death metal, as I understand it...

Substance McGravitas said...

I've never mentioned playing along to a tape of that in some punk-rock house on Vancouver Island? I think I remember chicken feet being involved.

wiley said...

What's with the wing-ed kid with the wing-ed can on top of his head?

Smut Clyde said...

Steampunk version of a propeller beanie, wiley. Very popular with hipster geeks.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Looks like he's bowling, to me, S.C.

Is there a grand prize for a strike of all 7 Galtians?
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M. Bouffant said...

Looks like ninepins to me.