Friday, July 6, 2012

A right pudding

Minutes from The Olde Entomologist Pudding club meeting, last week, sometime, in the olden days.
1. The club sends it's thanks to Mrs. Miggins' nephew, Erasmus, for his help in categorising the bits left-over from last months meeting. We wish him a speedy recovery.
2. Mr. S.Clyde brought up the problem of indigestability of lupin seedcake loaf. Luckily he told us about it and did not provide the evidence. Other club members said that S.Clyde should have known that it was a display cake and was possibly older than himself. Mr S.Clyde said that he felt some members of the club were about that old too.
3. The committee resumed the meeting
4. Ms. Evangeline van Holsteren tabled the results from her vile nephew Throgmorton and his friend Big Adrian and their atom experiments with Tinned Spotted Dick. The committe adjourned for 10 minutes to allow Mr A. Kiwi to stop giggling about Spotted Dick. The experiments seem to show the presence of the fabled Big Raisin in about 10% of tins. It is thought that the Big Raisin can add weight to the tin and in A.Kiwi's words "allow water to be sold to punters". Riddled Enterprises have expressed interest in the results and there are apparently delicate negotiations underway. Ms Van Holsterin advised Riddled Enterprises that Big Adrian is not someone they would wish to collide with. Mr. A.Kiwi said that Mr S. Collide could handle that. There was silence
5. The meeting broke up in disorder when news of the first Crabapple Cider of the year was received.       

14 comments:

mikey said...

I'd suggest running the Large Raisin Collider at its maximum energy of twelve kajillion kilojoules to discover if there is any substructure in the raisin and just what it is that givens them their inherent tanginess...

Another Kiwi said...

Apparently this can flux up the capacitators, Mikey

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think you're in the pocket of Big Raisin.

Smut Clyde said...

Other club members said that S.Clyde should have known that it was a display cake and was possibly older than himself.

The cheese course.

Another Kiwi said...

Look at the reinmouse in there. That's gonna take some gnawin'

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Only 10 minutes?

A.K. must have been as sober as a judge.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Other club members said that S.Clyde should have known that it was a display cake and was possibly older than himself.

There exists the possibility that it was made tomorrow and then put on display at an earlier time.

vacuumslayer said...

Have you ever heard about the miraculous curative properties of currants? How they can help with tinnitius, be dried, woven and made into fabric? How they can make your penis bigger? No? Well, you can thank Big Raisin for that. I'd steer clear of those bastards.

Another Kiwi said...

We are conducting some investigations, currantly.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This is the most au currant blog on the innert00bz.
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vacuumslayer said...

Tinnitius is a new ailment I just made up so SHUTUP.

mikey said...

Named after the less well-known Roman Emperor Tinnitius, who preceded Nero in fiddling while Rome burns, but who did so in a notoriously off-key fashion...

vacuumslayer said...

No, you're thinking of Emporer Tinearitus.

vacuumslayer said...

Wow. My spelling is fun, fresh, new, creative.

Way to be there for me, Auto Correct.