Thursday, July 26, 2012

The mark of a shite artist (99% tentacle-bondage-free!!)

Only El Greco could take a subject like "naked snake dancing" and turn it non-erotic. He was supposed to be illustrating a Letter to the Editor, which is why the two spectators have undressed, in preparation for the "Not to be out-done" paragraph.

I do not think Penthouse will be commissioning work from him in the future.

The horse in the background running for the Toledo city gate saw El Greco's first sketches and thought "Screw the contract, I'm outta here".

6 comments:

mikey said...

Wow. The old guy with the white beard is in GREAT shape - is he supposed to be Jack Lalanne or something? But he's kinda clumsy. He appears to have toppled over, and is captured in the act of tripping the dancing twink with the hula hoop.

Of course, there's always the possibility he owns Chik Fil A and it's a malicious trip...

wiley said...

I see a lot of models wondering why they spent all that time being naked in uncomfortable positions. Whatever the painter got out of it appears to be very private.

Sparkle Farkle said...

Man, that stretched out guy on the left looks an awful lot like the odd tasting, blanched "chicken" fillet my sister-in-law, whose pores just so happened to be giving off the pungent odor of swamp water and insect repellent, tried to serve me that one time. Later, I discovered she'd been out frogging the night before.

Hey, Smut Clyde, you put new meaning to "art apreciation." Thankee!

Sparkle Farkle said...

P.S. Here's the "p" I misstakenly left out of the word "appreciation" in my comment, above.

Another Kiwi said...

Sparkle, we do not encourage indiscriminate P-ing around Riddled, no matter what you may have heard.

Substance McGravitas said...

The poor leftward person is another unfortunate unhappy about the mollycules and is trying desperately to remove the bicycle wheel.