"Is it for the Idiot Boyfriends and Vile Nephews Fund?" Another Kiwi vouchsafed.
"We gave at the office," I explained. "The collectors gave us little 'Thank you' stickers to prove it, only I stuck mine on Mrs Spat for a joke and she ran out the cat-door."
"If you loonies would only read this new-fangled 'Interlattice' some time," Evangeline said with a scowl that would flatten the froth on a glass of Roger's Ryewolf Dunkelrotedoppelweizenheizenbock, "you would know that the Republican Convention has nearly exhausted the stockpile of Failboat memes. Your colleagues in the US are desperately in need of fresh Fail imagery."
"Will we get a sticker?" asked AK.
"You'll get a stamp otherwise," she said, and glancing at her stilettoes we thought it best not to argue.
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