Saturday, September 1, 2012

Rubiks Cube: Doin it rong

Evangeline van Holsterin H.B.o.t.O.E. nodded signifyingly at the collection box located on the bar where it obscured the view of the price list.

"Is it for the Idiot Boyfriends and Vile Nephews Fund?" Another Kiwi vouchsafed.

"We gave at the office," I explained. "The collectors gave us little 'Thank you' stickers to prove it, only I stuck mine on Mrs Spat for a joke and she ran out the cat-door."

"If you loonies would only read this new-fangled 'Interlattice' some time," Evangeline said with a scowl that would flatten the froth on a glass of Roger's Ryewolf Dunkelrotedoppelweizenheizenbock, "you would know that the Republican Convention has nearly exhausted the stockpile of Failboat memes. Your colleagues in the US are desperately in need of fresh Fail imagery."

"Will we get a sticker?" asked AK.

"You'll get a stamp otherwise," she said, and glancing at her stilettoes we thought it best not to argue.



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8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

See?

That's why we need new Stackers™.
~

mikey said...

Seems like lots of graphical illustration of failure should include big puddles of blood n shit, gnome sane?

ckc (not kc) said...

...does this mean I won't get my new Ipad?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That's why we need new Stackers™.

Those things are perfect for Cuban sandwiches. Now, where the hell can I find thinly sliced Cubans?

Substance McGravitas said...

Supposed to be a FAIL to drag! I gotta SPELL it?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"You'll get a stamp otherwise," she said, and glancing at her stilettoes we thought it best not to argue.

I should have gotten a pic of the spikes that Kelly Hogan was wearing Friday night. She said it was so the title of her new album "I Like To Keep Myself In Pain" was pertinent. Although the shoes were quite pretty.

Another Kiwi said...

I'm just sayin' that I don't have any stickers yet.

M. Bouffant said...

EATED BADGER GOO