Friday, October 12, 2012

Who is this Open Mike, then?

Freestage Night at the Old Entymolgist is a hit and miss affair. Usually when enraged patrons take a swing at one, they miss. What with the strength of Olde Duodenum's Spiky Cider it is a wonder that they can stand, in my view.  Last week was Shakespeare Night and here we see Smut Clyde doing his Prospero. 

I said that having a little sock puppet mouse coming up and looking out of the pot he was holding would take away from the gravity of the "Now my charms " speech but he got more votes than me.
Note AK in my Richard III costume down in front.  Here I am from later in the night with Evangaline van Holsterin's horse "Mr. Kraken will eat you" (an evil tempered beast given to rolling in swamps). The sword is not just for show.
Here is tigris and Greenish Hugh doing soppy Romeo and Juliet.
I think putting super glue on the rungs was very funny.
These people turned up and did Macbeth.  LAME OR WHAT!!!
But, of course, Mrs Thompson's performing dogs won with their "sensitive" portrayal of the court scene in the Merchant of Venice. How sensitive is biting people who are trying to feed the little treasures? I give and I give...



Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

You, AK, are just too damn cute..I adore you for making me think AND laugh! ;-)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A.K. looks like he's ready to take on the toughest orcs in the realm.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oooh, freestyle night?

Motherfuckers fail
With the Christmas Ale
It's puked out in a pail-
Bitch that's no sale
You don't love craft
That's factory piss
But y'all drink up
There's more a dis
Amateur night at the OE's done
Upside-down punks
Fall into the sun
Shakes peer-review
Says rewrite/redo
Get thee to a nunnery
And catch a clue
AK's 47 and needs a nap
You got the itch to act?
That ain't an itch it's the clap
Smut C? Just corn,
And I got the cite:
He thinks he's in colour
But it's black and white
Tigris mus this and
Then mus that
It don't matter when his brain's been
Et by the cat
Now here's some civet-cat coffee
To calm the nerves
Evangeline van Holsterin:

Whale Chowder said...

Open Mike...I quit hanging out with him after he over-shared the incident with the Night Train, vegetable oil and the ferrets.


Whale Chowder said...

Also, too. If SC would like to keep his "doings" with Prospero from Open Mike's prying eyes (and running mouth) he should consider exiting the stage.

Smut Clyde said...

Prospero's Books turn out to be extremely complex, what with the shell companies and the depreciation of assets* and the tax status of the Vex'd Bermoothes. It may be a job for a forensic accountant.

* I.e. Ariel writing 'Prospero is a Wanker' on the walls.

Smut Clyde said...

You don't love craft
That's factory piss

I see what you do there.

Another Kiwi said...

Yo Dj Sub is bumpin'

vacuumslayer said...

"Open Mike"

Always with the goatse...

Smut Clyde said...

Present for VS!

Substance McGravitas said...

Dunno if he still is, but Walter Murch was a major donor to this.

Another Kiwi said...

Present for VS!
Many hands are not making the light work, there and I think that I speak for all of us when I say, thank fuck for that.