Friday, November 9, 2012

Lazy blogging

Max Klinger. Portrait of a Roman Woman on a Rooftop (1891).

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You think you're lazy??


You're all making me look bad, ya bums!
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mikey said...

What does OSHA have to say about that whole rooftop without a guard rail workplace, I'd like to know...

Another Kiwi said...

When I go and sit on the roof no one says "Oh look at old Ak sitting on the roof that'll make a nice pikcher".
It's all "Come down you old fool. The clouds can't hear you"
IS THIS FAIR?

tigris said...

It's all "Come down you old fool. The clouds can't hear you"

You forgot "and put on some damn pants." Which also might explain the lack of eager painters.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm sure if A.K. had some nice pants to wear, he'd put them on, tigris.

IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It's kinda hard to put pants on while upside down. They don't call it the "Pantsless Hemisphere" for nothing, you know.

mikey said...

Extensive research allows us to conclude without equivocation that the term "trousers" is exponentially funnier than the term "pants".

Unless, of course, the term "pants" is used as a verb...

Smut Clyde said...

I am sorry, mikey, but our experiments at Riddled Research Institutes show conclusively that "a complete load of pant" is funnier than "a complete load of trousers".

Another Kiwi said...

Al very interesting but overlooks Thundras insight. NICE PANTS!!

Smut Clyde said...

I meant "Load of pants", but the library pixies have been rationing our supply of Ss. Do not play them at scrabble, they cheat.

Also, compare and contrast:
"Doughy pantload" vs.
"Doughy trouserload". See?

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Unless, of course, the term "pants" is used as a verb,,,

The difference between a clown and a dog? Well the clown wears a clown suit, the dog - just pants.

Smut Clyde said...

Coleridge would never have written "As if this earth in fast thick trousers were breathing"; it would have spoiled the scansion.

Another Kiwi said...

Er the picture is by Max Klinger. Is this the Leipzig Klingers or the Toledo Klingers?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Doughy Trouserload is MUCH funnier.