Monday, November 19, 2012

Stolen Martin Gardner joke

The prophet Habbakuk was promptly arrested by the TSA and held under suspicion of possessing a pressure-detonated explosive device.

UPDATED with Bonus foot-fixing.

That pedo-joint might still be working if the robot had worn unusually large boots stuffed with layers of insoles.

6 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

This comforts me. It's smart to be mistrustful of people who wear insoles and ornate watches. Why? I don't know. What do I look like? Some fucking TSA agent?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Totally Stupid Assholes
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tigris said...

He can put his foot on his own tower? Now that's what I call flexible.

mikey said...

I think it's admirable dood's gonna fix his own foot and all, but often these DIY projects go a bit astray. Somehow I sense a Zimmer Frame in his future...

Another Kiwi said...

Stuffing the pedo

Substance McGravitas said...

I was under the impression that a pedo joint was an R. Kelly song.