What to do with a slightly-used pantomime horse costume?
"It would be very wrong," I remarked, "to sell the two halves separately, at a lucrative profit, to the crossover fetishism niche of My-Little-Pony-apotemnophiliac Furries."
recently-authenticated Magritte paintings that turned up on the Intertuba," Another Kiwi vouchsafed, "couldn't you just update the horse-bisection post?"
"Then I would also have to update the woodgrain post," I pointed out.
H. Rumbold and B4 for calling attention to prior art in the field of equine amputation.