"It would be very wrong," I remarked, "to sell the two halves separately, at a lucrative profit, to the crossover fetishism niche of My-Little-Pony-apotemnophiliac Furries."
"Then I would also have to update the woodgrain post," I pointed out.
Monday, November 5, 2012
Due to the people at Mythbusters mishearing the second word, the assertion that "A House Divided Cannot Stand" remains untested
What to do with a slightly-used pantomime horse costume?
"It would be very wrong," I remarked, "to sell the two halves separately, at a lucrative profit, to the crossover fetishism niche of My-Little-Pony-apotemnophiliac Furries."
"If you're trying to do something with the recently-authenticated Magritte paintings that turned up on the Intertuba," Another Kiwi vouchsafed, "couldn't you just update the horse-bisection post?"
"Then I would also have to update the woodgrain post," I pointed out.
Must credit H. Rumbold and B4 for calling attention to prior art in the field of equine amputation.
"It would be very wrong," I remarked, "to sell the two halves separately, at a lucrative profit, to the crossover fetishism niche of My-Little-Pony-apotemnophiliac Furries.""Then I would also have to update the woodgrain post," I pointed out.
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Bisection is not amputation. It's a horse of another dolor.
Must credit H. Rumbold and B4 for calling attention to prior art in the field of equine amputation.
People are so helpful!
It is indeed an awesome responsibility running one of these things, w/ the new information & dating up all the time.
Bisection is not amputation.
It also turns out that the halves do not regenerate to provide two smaller horses. But it was worth trying.
Biponies are not like bivalves?
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