1. Your name in Antipoddlean is pronounced "Coy-Oat". There is nothing to be done about this. Live with it.
2. In the course of Road-Runner-related activities, avoid any plan that involves a steel-girder-constructed London rival to a well-known Parisian landmark. It will inevitably end with you poised above a 1300-ft drop with legs windmilling madly until gravity belatedly pulls you down. Also, jokes about the "I-Fell Tower".