Monday, January 14, 2013

Incunabula collectors are cradle-snatchers

Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
January 9, 2013 at 17:52
Does “Biblical Marriage” mean I get to have concubines?
No. It means you get to marry a bible. But only a hyper-intelligent bible capable of demonstrating consent. Even with their super creepy PENISes.
Needless to say, there is prior art on the concept of hyper-intelligent sexually-consenting books. I worry about the Prior sometimes. He does not seem conventionally religious but I guess we each serve FSM in our own ways.


Also too, Oglaf. Who would have expected that the other pages of the episode would be NSFW?
Somehow Borges never got around to writing about a book with an infinite number of pages, infinitely many pairs of pages being stuck together.

Freaky Marriage Counsellor says: A considerate bibliophile will use oral foreplay to ensure that his partner reaches at least one orgasm before him.

Also, the Colophon can be an erogenous zone.

4 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

More of my childhood thrown onto the scrapheap of history. Farewell Magazines That You Can Read With One Hand.

fish said...

I can't believe you have a mint copy of Howard Stern #1.

Smut Clyde said...

I do not hold with oral bibliophilia and exhibitionism combined.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wow.

'Shall be back' is gaining steam.
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