Weaving the tangled skein

Evangeline van Holsterin -- head barmaid and champion Owl Breeder -- today repeated her emphatic denial that any performance-enhancing mechanical device was involved in her successful attempt on the world record for French Knitting. Anyone continuing to question the integrity of her unaided performance would be putting at risk the continuation of their bar-tab privileges. Her exact words were not recorded but they were vehemently expressed.

UPDATED with bonus Time Tunnels, to use up the colours seeping out of the threads. May include traces of left foot.