Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Weaving the tangled skein

Evangeline van Holsterin -- head barmaid and champion Owl Breeder -- today repeated her emphatic denial that any performance-enhancing mechanical device was involved in her successful attempt on the world record for French Knitting. Anyone continuing to question the integrity of her unaided performance would be putting at risk the continuation of their bar-tab privileges. Her exact words were not recorded but they were vehemently expressed.

UPDATED with bonus Time Tunnels, to use up the colours seeping out of the threads. May include traces of left foot.

8 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Oh God, look there's someone in the tunnel. She's all "Making Eddie in the Space/Time Continuum" again. It didn't win the science club prize last year and it won't win it this year!

Smut Clyde said...

Time-Space Eddie still owes us a round.

Another Kiwi said...

Wormhole pockets that guy.

Substance McGravitas said...

Cheap material winds up dripping unwanted colour on the floor.

Smut Clyde said...

Wormhole pockets that guy.

"I left my wallet in an alternative universe." Yeah, AGAIN.

mikey said...

Excuse me, Prof. Smut, but I'm just curious. Is the title of this post some kind of bizarre Ed Gein joke?

Because, if so, I don't get it...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Eddie never stops kidding.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I like mikey's avatar. Without zooming in, it either looks like a bat crawling along the ground or a weird new hi-tech stealth vehicle of some sort.