The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle...
Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead.
In this era of ubiquitous pornography foot-freaks seem even sadder.
Everyone hates podophiles.
you know what's even sadder? that i once stumbled upon a youtube vid that was obviously made for persons with bunion implement fetishes...yikes...
Uh, that German dude?I came over here from Balloon Juice and all I can say is please proceed, Kiwis.Also, I had to jump through some hoops to sign up for comments? I think I may have done it wrong and consigned myself to being followed around by G**gle everywhere I go.
Yer done fer, now, Nonny Moose.I've been avoiding that gurgle + like the Rubinonic plague.~
P.S. I do not understand and I wish to continue is my new motto. Thanks.
Have turned off Word Verification, anyway.Must thank Anne Laurie for sending us the love.
Thanks for that, Smut Clyde. I never know what to do when the first word is English letters and the second is a picture of some old building, or in Hebrew or whatever.What am I spoze to do with THAT?
Man, that's a helluva case of Painter's Block, when all you can think of to paint, particularly if you're a rich dood with nice shit all around you, is your naked lower body in the bathtub. I'm wondering how that worked, from a functional standpoint. I see three possibilities, in order of increasing creepiness. One, he took a picture of his wee wee in the tub. Two, he actually painted or perhaps sketched while sitting bare-arsed in the tub. Or three, he did it from (quite specific, highly detailed) memory...Eeeewwwwww......
When life gives you Hebrew you make Hebrewade.
P.S. I also thank Anne Laurie for turning me on to this most excellent blog. That Tigris skateboard thing cracked me up, and I need cracking up lately.P.S. I wanted to say cracked me the fuck up like we would do on Balloon Juice, but don't know the protocol here. Can I say fuck?
Don't mind him. Snow sets off the asthma.
If people are gonna come around and start fuckin' swearing, I'll ban ZRM again.YEP, RUTHLESS.
That goddam ZRM with his fucking language and dead flesh odor and OPINIONS about architecture. Fucker's a problem, near as I can tell...
...not to mention his issues with squirrels.
Everyone hates petophiles.
Saint Petophile don't you call me'Cause I can't go.I stuck my dick in a warthogs hole.
See, baallune juice has a poet Laurie-at, but we got A.K.~
I just came back to say fuck!Copy/paste from something left at Balloon Juice: " Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word ficken which means “to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance; “John fucked Shirley.” As an intransitive verb; “Shirley fucks.” Its meaning’s not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as “John’s doing all the fucking work.” As part of an adverb; “Shirley talks too fucking much.” As an adverb enhancing an adjective; “Shirley is fucking beautiful.” As a noun; “I don’t give a fuck.” As part of word; “Absofuckinglutely”, or “Infuckingcredible.” And as almost every word in a sentence; “Fuck the fucking fuckers”. As you must realize there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing such situations such as fraud; “I got fucked at the used car lot.” Dismay; “Ah fuck it.” Trouble; “I guess I’m really fucked now.” Aggression;” Don’t fuck with me buddy.” Difficulty; “I don’t understand this fucking question.” Inquiry; “Who the fuck was that?” Dissatisfaction; “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.” Incompetence; “He’s a fuckoff.” Dismissal; “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?”Although I think "I stuck my dick in a warthog's hole" is....fucking brilliant.(Did I say fuck enough?)
Frankly, I am not surprised that Dubya has kinda-sorta tumbled to the hatred the world holds for him (being restricted to a pre-recorded message at the Convention, when Reince Priebus was allowed to take the podium drunk as a zombie, strikes me as a likely turning point) has resulted in him spending a large amount of his conscious (and let's be realistic, most likely his unconscious hours as well) in the bathroom.Which, if his paint-splatters have any realism at all, are stupid and hideous. (Did I say fuck enough?)Not enough for ME, but I am an outlier, admittedly.
Non-Dubya Bush, ZRM.
Reports differ, Smut.
Fucker's a problem, near as I can tell...I've never misrepresented that.
Reports differ, Smut.Unpossible!Unkind person is unkind.Someone needs to do a mash-up of the shower self-portrait and Magritte's Not to be Reproduced but I can't be arsed.Uh, that German dude?I'm sorry, the judges were expecting the answer "Churchill".
LOL. I respect your chuff in avoiding admitting you were wrong RONG RONG RONG.I hope squirrels drink your beer.
Did someone mention Skwirls?Memo to self: More Sandy Skoglund blogging.
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