Andrew Breitbart is apparently still dead.
The Tibetan Bardo Thodol mentions a number of pre-reincarnation hallucinations as part of the sidpa bardo. "Standing outside a locked garden ankle-deep in cowshed effluent" is not one of them.
UPDATED with Bonus post-death experience trufacts courtesy of R. A. Lafferty:
Friday, March 1, 2013
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Obama got him.
No wonder Woodward is skeered.
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That fence wouldn't keep out a determined zombie.
Lucky for you breathers, even the zomboid refuse to reanimate Breitbart. That bassoon remains un-fired.
yeah, I am going to beat that bassoon meme until you all hate me. More, I mean.
Also, beating the bassoon.
For Breitbart, it's more like "Standing outside a locked garden ankle-deep in his own effluent"
He's standing on Broder. But break's over!
That fence wouldn't keep out a determined zombie.
And even after that you never know where the indeterminate zombies are.
Dammit.
I LOvE that song...
Wait, Maugham?
Fortunately, we all have perfectly shapely, if not svelte originality. So there won't be any insitutin' of stench and heat from these quarters.
sniff
That's a job for right-wing pundits, those people who empty their car ashtrays in parking lots, and those who leave fouled disposable diapers on picnic tables.
This is a moment for the swelling of stringed instruments, and perhaps a colorful montage to honor our peachy originalities in the riddled laboratory.
Our very remembrance of Breitbart piles coals on top of his head in hell, without leaving a smudge upon we fair people of the internet.
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