For the immediate future the consequent shortfall in truffle discovery has been covered by retraining monkeys from the "Writing the Complete Works of Shakespeare" project but this cannot be seen as a long-term solution. If there are more than 100 monkeys engaged in truffle acquisition activities at any one time then someone is bound to switch on the Morphogenic Field Flux Intensifier and they all start washing yams instead. This is linked in some way to reports from another laboratory that leaving one or two socks in the drier will accelerate the drying of the next load of washing, i.e. the 100th Sock-Monkey Effect.
Congestion at Typewriter Warehouse
We have met with little success in recruiting elephants to lurk in the corner of the room. But here at Riddled Research Laboratory it is all about improvisation and making do, so here is Greenish Hugh doing the best he can.