We may have to go all meta and write a new script, for "The Emperor's New Pantomime Horse Costume".
UPDATED: B4 in comments raises the topic of "erotic pony artist".
This in turn raises the question, "In the search for traffic and unusual search term combinations, how far will the Riddled staff go in their willingness to pander to the full range of sexual
At least this far: Chelonian erotic cosplay.
ONUS Man-on-box-turtle action.