Monday, April 1, 2013

The penis thieves grow bolder by the day

ETERNAL VIGILANCE is the key. Even swimming in mid-ocean you are not safe.
"As long as you're feeling it
The witches aren't stealing it."

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Even when out fishing for toro
One must be on the watch for Koro
~

anne said...

morning , this reminds me ..of my mention somewhere ..on io z/jacobb's i think it was .., that moby dick is coming home from new zealand/ and a. for easter .. . for a while . of the back wooded , not appalachian .. , of the north here ,of black irish ,not the group of more than thom and the boys , and of something else / i get the feeling that moh' s( care taker , not caretaking ) wife is going to have a funny look on her face today when ..she says something of ..are you visiting with your family today , and i reply - my family has never followed any well know ..religiously , said ..make peace , go between , g ,

mikey said...

Dood, I TOLD you the fish are biting today...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"No sorceress is gonna nick,
My pride and joy, my splendid prick!"

Another Kiwi said...

When it comes to talk of stolen peni, then we need look no further than the highly esteemed New Zild Journalist Fran O'Sullivan who got all genitalia fixated about the Pry Mincer (Hoban 1982)
It's about the biggest pile o' poo
I seen since I was last watching the Baboons at Wellington Zoo and the Alpha male looked like he was setting up a sculpture contest.

El Manquécito said...

This feller has misinterpreted 'duck and cover'.

Substance McGravitas said...

The penis alarms are a joke. One goes off and do people rush to save the penis? NO.

tigris said...

You know, EVERY TIME I go swimming I leave the water missing a penis. Penis thieves ISREAL.

Smut Clyde said...

Never mind, tigris. Sometimes people leave the water with one more penis than they started with.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Sometimes people leave the water with one more penis than they started with.

That book was a favorite of one of my college roommates. His favorite line was "now you have ruined all the pleasure!"

Good times... good times...

Smut Clyde said...

That book was a favorite of one of my college roommates

College students should not really be reading the Trickster cycle. They hardly need the encouragement.