Friday, May 3, 2013

Leif Ericson and Thorfinn Karlsefni are mortally offended

Also insulted: Sundry Spanish, Portuguese, Huguenots and French persons, and Madoc ab Owain Gwynedd. Not to mention various groups of Paleoamericans.

As for the Roanoke colonists, their feelings are so badly hurt that they've gone to Croatan.

6 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Are the researchers sure the girl wasn't eaten by unipeds?

ckc (not kc) said...

None of those others spoke English - ergo not real Americans

Smut Clyde said...

eaten by unipeds

We have often warned about the dangerous consequences of the Atomic Theory and Atomic Exchange for bicycle riders. Bad things also happen to unicyclists.

Sirius Lunacy said...

None of those others spoke English - ergo not real Americans

Also, they are not colonist, theyre just squatters.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Gnaw, it's true.
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Sirius Lunacy said...

Timothy, Timothy where on earth did you go?