Friday, October 4, 2013
Some competing blogs have become all brain obsessed and are going on about slice thickness and what-have-you in a teckernogicalamistic way, as is their want (wont, won't, wand, will-ye-no-come-back-again?)
Ha ha to those blogs as once again they are outplayed by the dancing woo hoo masters at Riddled. See the above charts and guides for slicing up of the heads, the results of 20 minutes of painstaking reading something else and seeing this by mistake.
Note the handy head cage which you can lower onto the subjects head to guide the bacon slicer or the vegetable peeler for delicate work. see how the rich and famous have flocked to the Riddled Clinic in sunny Majorca for the "No Skin Off Our Nose, All Off Yours" treatment that we offer. Yes that is David MacCallum in the second before and after sequence whilst top is a man who went to the same school as David Beckham, for a while.
Most currencies are accepted by the clever yet strangely anonymous Riddled staff although they have asked for no payments to be made in Goat's Cheese. 1) We do not own a goat and 2) farts. Someone had to say it.
BELATED SMUTDATE CUBISM.