When we saw the misshapen red entities on the after-hours surveillance footage from the Old Entomologist we thought they were ordinary orbs, losing their shape on exposure to the fumes of Barrel-Aged Goosefeathers Goat Purge (shoddy workmanship... cheap materials... not decent robust orbs like the ones when we were young). Do you like how Another Kiwi's hat always stays in place? I have no idea how he manages that.
In other news, I appear to be alone in imagining a Yo La Tengo / Nena cross-over, "99 Screaming Lead Luftballons".
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He lives right there in that red cloud, S.C.
Don'tcha see?
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Or is that red thing the actual Google Maps balloon that points at your destination, with the big letter A presumably on the other side?
I believe those are the orb's sex organs descending in those pictures. What you have there is solid evidence of orb teabagging activities.
In other news, I appear to be alone in imagining a Yo La Tengo / Nena cross-over, "99 Screaming Lead Luftballons".
At least we actually DO have the Goldfinger cover version, which will serve us very well under these conditions...
I would have responded earlier, but I've been watching Nena videos for the past four hours.
I think I may have hurt myself.
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