Here at
Riddled Research Laboratory we are aware that our non-anthropogenic solar-proximity theory to account for global warming and rising sea level is not shared by the majority of climate scientists. If this brings down the charge of 'heretic' against us then so be it; we are not daunted by the prospect of persecution in the manner of Galileo.
What matters here is not so much causation, but rather the remedial steps to take. Carbon sequestration is all very well but there are only so many bodies you can pack into one basement. Our 'Massive-explosion-to-drain-flood-waters-away-into-Earth's-core' approach has the virtue of simplicity.
What could possibly go wrong?
Here at Riddled Research Laboratory we are aware that our non-anthropogenic solar-proximity theory to account for global warming and rising sea level is not shared by the majority of climate scientists. If this brings down the charge of 'heretic' against us then so be it; we are not daunted by the prospect of persecution in the manner of Galileo.
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