Sunday, December 1, 2013

Full on this casement shone the wintry moon,
And threw warm gules on Madeline's fair breast

People these days do not appreciate a Keats hommage. When I do that, the Frau Doktorin is not well pleased, and there is discouraging talk about the advantages of the spare room as an alternative place to sleep.
OK, so those weren't really gules. My bad.

UPDATE: R. H. Thouless is a downer:
The Royal Society refused to publish Keats' paper on "Gules and Scotopic Vision", in which he argued that despite the usual rod dominance and absence of colour vision for moonlight illumination, a percept of 'red' can still be achieved under certain boobie-related conditions.

8 comments:

Yastreblyansky said...

Well of course she doesn't like it, in the southern hemisphere. Next St. Agnes, if you have any gules left over from Christmas, just remember that they need to be properly chilled. Then toss her a cool Yule gule. She'll be forever grateful.

tigris said...

a percept of 'red' can still be achieved under certain boobie-related conditions

Sula sula?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Sounds like the BOC fellas are writin some new lyrics.

Sirius Lunacy said...

Alfred Noyes also writes poetry about casements and breasts and moonlight. However, he uses the term claret rather than gule which is why he is not so famous as Keats.

Smut Clyde said...

Alfred Noyes should make up his mind.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Poimes about windows need to be framed correctly.

Substance McGravitas said...

Window poets had best be great
Lest angry mobs defenestrate

Yastreblyansky said...

If you can't stand the Noyes stay out of the Keatsian.