Thursday, February 13, 2014

Wellington Airport: Not a recommended venue for children's parties

In our day the Pinning-the-Tail party game provided quite enough excitement. Kids today!

A couple of years ago, the big attraction out at the airport was the opportunity to fist-fuck a ram. If the formula works, why change it?


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Sheepish or queasy?

Freedom of choice!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Did they get the donkey's consent?

tigris said...

TSA don't need no stinking consent.

Pupienus Maximus said...

Wait - I want to know what happened. Was there a donkey whose genitals were grabbed? Perhaps a donkey in search of veterinary aid because his genitals were seized up. Or perhaps disembodied donkey genitals being imported or exported, to be consumed as a delicacy. Now that would be sick.

Yastreblyansky said...

"Sheepish or queasy?"

Bit of a dag, actually.

fish said...

A little lubricant usually helps un-seize them.

Answering for a friend.