Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Get out of that shoulder-bag, cat. You're not supposed to be there

 You are not a 2008 ECVP Program, or a complimentary conference notepad and pen.

10 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The conspiracy is worldwide.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

word of warning: it seems that i09 is working the Riddled side of the street.

http://io9.com/the-most-grotesque-humanoid-monsters-of-the-early-moder-1547025809

Send out the lawyers and the polydactyl cats.

Smut Clyde said...

word of warning: it seems that i09 is working the Riddled side of the street.

Ha! Anyone can pull up a few grotesque images from that Renaissance tradition where a kind of proto-teratology was struggling to free itself from the older paradigm of Portents and anti-papist allegories. It takes a really obsessive, fucked-up individual to collect all dozen or so renditions of the same apocryphal deformity from all the encyclopediasts who plagiarised one another, and then turn them into an animated GIF.

fish said...

DO NOT LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG!!!

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

Huh. According to the Wiccanpedia, the etymology of "don't buy a pig in a poke" is don't buy a cat in a bag".

Smut Clyde said...

Fish is derivative.

ckc (not kc) said...

Fish derivatives.

Smut Clyde said...

d(fish)/dt.

fish said...

You do not want to smell the decay of those derivative functions.

fish said...

for example