Sunday, May 25, 2014

Pushing the envelope down the thin end of the slippery slope

Act 1.
O hai, monkey boy. We are your new laptop. Take us next time you go travelling.
OK, cats, I suppose you can sleep in the computer satchel. But remember, you're not allowed on the table.

Act 2.
I'm not touching the table-top! Not touching it! I'm in the laptop bag! You said that was allowed!
Just this once, then

Act 3.
If we purr loudly enough, we can't hear the house-apes shouting at us.

7 comments:

M. Krebs said...

Awwww. Such a beautiful and diverse pair!

M. Krebs said...

I had a gray tabby just like that, or rather he had me. His name was Mojo -- best cat in the world. I foolishly let him become obese, and one day he just collapsed on the kitchen floor.

Careful with his food bowl.

Another Kiwi said...

I think it is very decent of them to let you feed them. Probably with bad food too.

Smut Clyde said...

Mrs Spat is not obese... just big-boned. We can't be sure about her ancestry because SPCA rescue kitten, but I suspect her of being at least half Maine Coone.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...and half Chupacabra, it seems.

M. Krebs said...

Please tell Mrs Spat that I apologize for misreading her sex. She is very feminine.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Snogging moggies!
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