Saturday, October 18, 2014

Antisocial media

Hey monkey boy! Those annoying Tonkinese kittens from the next street over have their own FB page for their friends to Like!
You're cats. You don't have friends, only resources.

It is not good enough. Lola the Aro Park cat has her own FB page! Even her own beer! Why are we not on Furbook?

Tell you what, I'll credit you as co-authors on a paper, and you can have your own ResearchGate archives.

As long as it's not Mendeley or Academia or we'll be very very... um very... ummmmm

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They look like distinguished researchers to me.
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Jennifer said...

These cats cannot...

Smut Clyde said...

17. This cat should NEVER have asked that donkey to join the band.

The Musicians of Bremen only started getting gigs when they switched the donkey to drums and left the rooster in charge of the horn.

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

In other gnathomastome news, "Humans have ancient armored Scottish fish to thank for joys of sexual intercourse". h/t Raw Story on Nature paper about Microbrachius dicki (!).

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Amazing that they are the same species.

Smut Clyde said...

The Frau Doktorin and I hear that a lot.