Spacetime Eddie announced that
a special request had been made for extensive use of the Time Machine.
Mr. Another Kiwi vouchsafed
that if it was about the Pope swapping thing, no one noticed once they worked
out that an Orang was a vegetarian. He said that even then people had said it
was quite funny and actually progressive.
Spacetime Eddy said it was
not the Vatican. He said that the arrangement they had come to with the Vatican and a planet
made of diamonds had resulted in a good relationship with them.
Mr Smut Clyde opined that
the instantly aged Riddled Dry White wine project had been a success and if it
was people moaning about excessive Terpene content they should realise that phylloxera free wines tasted like that
and too bad.
Spacetime Eddie said no it
bleeding well was not the Remuera Wine Club who would be first against the wall
when the revolution came. He said it was the government.
Evangeline van Holsterin
enquired about was it the Internal Revenue, because she thought she had arranged
things in that silly old episode which was a simple oversight.
Spacetime Eddie said could
people shut up, it was always like this, people wittering on.
Mr Another Kiwi said that if
he didn’t like democracy he could bugger off back to the 1930’s.
Spacetime Eddie said no. The
request was from the Prime Minister’s Office because the Prime Minister needed
to “fix up history” a bit.
tigris said ho ho ho. He’s a
bloody fool.
Mr Another Kiwi opined that
time travel was for science and not politics and we couldn’t be mucking about
with timelines if there wasn’t compensation.
Smut Clyde observed that the
compensation would have to be bloody enormous for the amount of jiggery pokery
needed to cover up the Prime Minsters blundering around.
Spacetime Eddie said that
the statement in question was the PM saying that in his view the settlement ofNZ was peaceful
tigris said oh just a quick
job, then.
Smut Clyde opined that
getting rid of 1860-1880 might cause a few problems.
Mr Another Kiwi said would
Mr. Key like unicorns and rainbows as the original inhabitants of NZ
Space Time Eddie said that he was getting a
negative vibe from this meeting and wondered if anyone had thought of the political
kudos.
Another Kiwi said the PM
could bog off.
This was greeted unanimously favourably around the table.
Evangeline van Holsterin said
that it was time for the Apple brandy blending day and Throgmorton was
delivering the apples because Old Williamsons apples had matured sufficiently.
The meeting was adjourned to
prepare barrels.
5 comments:
...in my view the diet of worms was not up to a burger (here I stand - let me know when you've done with that seat)
Personally I have only ever seen a diet of worms up to a Blackbird and I do not like the look of it.
Perhaps Mr. Key was referring to the 13th century, when the tattooed settlers displaced only a few complaisant moa? If you do break out the time machine, that's where you should send him in any event.
"...a few complaisant moa?" Complaisent? Moa? The buggers were 3m tall - even if they had the general approach of a kakapo (which I doubt - probably more like the obstreperous stupidity of a cassowary) they could kill you by sitting down suddenly. Perhaps you meant moai?
Please forgive my shifty vowels. Bloody Orstayan eccent.
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